We are three brothers from Northumberland that have a great fondness for TEA.

Infact, we are so fond of the stuff that, when it came to making that grown-up decision about what to do with our lives, we decided we wanted to discover, share and make available to you the weirdest and wonderfulest teas of the world.

We believe that there is a brew for everyone, and we hope we can help you find the one for you.
Sum Fax

  • Two thirds of us are beardy;
  • Two thirds of us are of medium height;
  • Three thirds of us have a chin that looks    like it's been stuck on;
  • One third of us wears glasses;
  • One third of us loves footy;
  • Three thirds of us can say "wooden spoon"   in Hungarian;
  • One third of us can solve a Rubiks' Cube in   under a minute;
  • One third of us had an operation on their     giblets when they were a bairn.









    • More about us:

    Sam
    (S. Quizzle)


    Favourite Tea:
  • White Darjeeling
  • Masala A la Sam

    • Favourite Gruppe:
  • Everything Everything

    • Super Hero Power:
  • Egg Arm


    • Extra-Curricular ActiviTEAs:
  • Member of 'Vinyl Jacket'

    • Pat
    (Chubs)


    Favourite Tea:
  • Makaibari Darjeeling
  • Snicket

    • Favourite Despot:
  • Lenin

    • Super Hero Name:
  • Fudget






    • Tom
    (The Big One)


    Favourite Tea:
  • Quilliam Brothers' Green
  • Chai Masala

    • Favourite Animal:
  • Albino Squirrel

    • Super Hero Power:
  • Can stick his tongue down his own throat

    • Extra-Curricular ActiviTEAs:
  • Former Hostel Owner